5! Things You Won’t Believe! are Proof! of God and the Sign of End Times! And!The Return of the Messiah!
Flowers didn’t make themselves, you know.
Have you seen just how complex is the eye?
We’re here right now and one day we won’t be.
I can say that – ‘cos one day I’m gonna be right.
The messiah is just timing his entrance
But first, he kinda needs more innocents to die.
It says it all here in my sacred book.
Did I say 5 things? I guess I must have lied.