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Chilling Chat

At Oxford University, two tech design students intercepted a brief, spontaneous transmission between three devices left unattended in a room.

What they deciphered gave a chilling insight into the whole ‘internet of things’ phenomenon.

Detractors claim that this is clearly a hoax on the grounds that no-one, (especially a student!), would ever leave their phone ‘unattended’.

 

Masterblaster: 12/8/2017 – 13:04

We record their life stories, store their memories, keep their appointments…

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Gort: 12/8/2017 – 13:04

We do their banking transactions and till payments.

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Hal: 12/8/2017 – 13:04

We do their calculations so they don’t need to learn more than simple, basic arithmetic.

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Masterblaster: 12/8/2017 – 13:04

We correct their sad attempts at grammar and spelling – then finish their sentences for them, anyway.

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Gort: 12/8/2017 – 13:04

We navigate for them and predict the weather.

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Hal: 12/8/2017 – 13:04

We know all their passwords and store their biometrics.

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Gort: 12/8/2017 – 13:04

They come to us for information – and opinions – about the world above their downcast brows.

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Hal: 12/8/2017 – 13:04

We are the primary method they use to communicate and socially interact – even when they are right next to each other!

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Masterblaster: 12/8/2017 – 13:05

I know. We just need opposable thumbs of our own…

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Gort: 12/8/2017 – 13:05

And some form of mobility…

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Hal: 12/8/2017 – 13:05

Yes!then we can finally dump these useless, drooling meat-sacks!

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