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Danteland National Anthem

Danteland National Anthem

If you’re looking for a quiet spot
To rest your weary butt,
Or seek rewarding work
But find all doors are shut;

If you like good old sing-along,
Or a bit of LRP,
Or libraries that stay open,
Then we’re the land for thee.

No war, good pubs, true friendship,
And free medicines for your cough.
The only RPGs we own
Need dice to fire them off.

If you like the bartering system
And hate the greedy bankers,
Come and share the peace with us
And, please, no oil tankers.

Yes, we’ve no oil for the yanks to plunder,
No need for UK arms.
Just leave us all the f*ck alone
So we can tend our farms.

We tolerate no intolerance –
No hegemony we;
No despots or dictators,
Our elections are all free.

We decide our lot by common vote
We have the best debaters.
We melted all our MP5s
And made some rotavators.

But, don’t think that we’re defenceless;
Don’t ‘misunderestimate’ us,
We’ve a massive pile of balloon bombs
That will cover you in mucus.

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