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Diamond Geezer

So, I says to Barry,
I says:
“Caught a bit of sun then, I see.”
Well,
‘E turns round
And ‘e says:
“Nah, it’s me liver, mate.”
(Barry, eh? Wot a larf, )

Anyhow,
We was out for a ruby,
An’ I says to Barry,
I says:
“Wat’s wiv the boiled rice
An’ omelete, then?
You gone soft on us?”
Well,
‘E turns round
And ‘e says:
“IBS, mate.”
I says:
“What’s that stand for, then?
‘I’m a Bloody Susan’, or summink?”
An’ we all larf our nads off.
‘E larfs too.
Solid geeza: Barry.
So, once, I says to ‘im,
I says:
“You work out at all, mate”
An’ ‘e turns round, right?
An’ ‘e says,

Grinnin’:
“’Course I do, yer cheeky kant.
“Soon as I open me eyes in the mornin’,
I works out.”
We looks at ‘im, like: “What…? F’koff…!

And: You never…!”
He smiles, right?

An’ ‘e says:
“I works out
Who I am,
Where I am
And if I should bother getting’ up today.”
Blimey! We pissed ourselves!
I remember us once,
Staggering out of this boozer, right?
‘An I looks up, ok?

An’ sees this dog, right?
Lickin it’s doo-dahs, wouldyerbelieve.
So, I says to ‘im…
…Wot…? Not the dog, you plonker,
Barry.

I says to BARRY,
Anyway, I says:
“Blimey, I wish I could do that.”
And, Barry, right?
Barry… wait for it…
Barry slaps me on the shoulder
An’ says:
(Wait. You’ll love this…)
‘E says:
“Give ‘im a biscuit an’ ‘e might let yer.”
Cheeky sod, ‘e was.
Funny, tho’…
Bloody funny bloke…

Anyway, there’s a lot of wreaths here,
‘Ave you spotted the one we did , yet?

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