If Hops Were Herb
I’ve always thought it strange that weed gets such bad press while the use of alcohol is not only legal but encouraged.
The hoards poured out of the stadium.
Their boys had lost 4;3
They complained in a slur about how long the halves were
As they shuffled towards KFC
In a Saturday night town centre
Hard-worked ambulance crews
Dealt with call-outs for serious cottonmouth
And one lost pair of shoes.