If I Fall in Love
( To the tune of: ‘When I Fall in Love’ – Young/Heyman – 1952)
If I fall in love,
Kick me in the scrotum.
Don’t let me go through that again.
Because life is so much simpler
When love is ended before it’s begun.
And the anguish when love lingers
Is such a huge pain in the bum.
When I shield my heart,
No-one can distract me.
My life is totally my own.
I know the moment I can feel that
Old tug on my heart…
Is when my world just comes apart.