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In Humour Lies…

In Humour Lies…

Q. How many neo-cons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A1. Neo-cons don’t bother with light bulbs. They declare a War on Darkness, confiscate (sorry. ‘liberate’) the furniture and set the house on fire.

A2. 130,000. First you have to mass the troops, then, after breaking the first twenty bulbs because you didn’t have enough staffing who could read Arabic, you can protect the perimeter and secure the oil wells that supply the power to light the bulb.
What… you didn’t think oil was involved?

A3. None. God won’t let their light bulbs go out. And it’s an impertinent question.

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