Is it an Age Thing?
Go for slip-ons when we’re choosing shoes?
…’Cos we squawk when we reach down to the floor?
Panic more as we get nearer to the loo?
And find libido a distracting bore?
Fall asleep, 8.30, then wake up early
Wondering what we got up early to do?
And someone asks, “What are you drinkin’, mate?”
We say, “Earl Grey, thanks. What about you?”
Or is it an age thing?
Or is it just me?
Just gimme a good book
And a nice cup o’ tea
Is it an age thing?
Am I not right?
Let’s hit that cocoa
And call it a night.