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Me dads m8s

 

Our next door neighbours kids right?

kicked ther ball over into our garden last week. pissed me dad right off like

so me Dad, right? hes a builder right and he like went to the end of the garden no joke right and spent half a day shifting the fence round so that we get their veg patch. 🙂

Shoulda seen their faces. Fkin hilarious. And they’re, like, “oy, what you fink yer doin? That’s our carrots that is.”

and me dad’s like “not any more they ain’t you chucked a ball at us and hurt me petunias so I’m ‘avin yer carrots like an’ anyway, what you gonna do, eh?”

and our neighbours like: “we’re going to the council about this and they’ll sort you right out”

Me dad laughs and says “you what? well say ello to Bob, Andy and Derek for me then and tell ’em I’ll see ’em at the golf club on saturday… as per yoo-sual”

neighbours face goes all red like an’ he pises off.

Most of the council thinks me dads out of order like but me dad says they’re mostly a bunch of pussys and me dads mates smooth it right out for him cos they’re big and rich and dont take shit from no one and we get to keep the veg patch.

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neigbours throwin a wobbly about this and starts chuckin snails over the fence and one of em hits our teresa on the arm so me dad beats his missus to death wiv a spade, goes to his work yard and comes back wiv a JCB and digs up their whole garden, walls it off and builds us a playhouse right on top

well, neighbour flips out and goes to the council again AND the cops.

Ysee most of the council thinks me dads well out of order like but me dad says they’re mostly a bunch of pussys and me dads mates smooth it right out for him cos they’re big and rich and dont take shit from no one

and me dads golfin mates on the police board say our house isnt on their beat so its nuffin to do wiv them

So we get to keep the playhouse lol

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Next mornin neighbours kids painted ‘give us our garden back’ or somethin on the playhouse so me dad like stabs our neighbour to death with the garden shears and the kids run away and hide themselves in their bedroom right?.

The kids phone the cops and the council and the ambilance but councel are pussys, and me dads mates smooth it right out for him cos they’re big and rich and dont take shit from no one

then the cops say its not their bizness and me dad wont let the amblance in the drive so they have to fuck off

So now weve got all their garden and nearly their whole house ‘cept the bedroom but me dads boarded up the door and windows and cut the electric

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me dad says theyr evil little scum right and they always tryin to spoil our stuff lets see them try and vandalise our stuff now the dirty little thugs and if they do hes gonna get REALLY nasty.

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n.e.way, most of the council thinks me dads out of order like but me dad says they’re mostly a bunch of pussys and me dads mates smooth it right out for him cos they’re big and rich and dont take shit from no one

like me dad says you cant let these little fkers get away with shit

…right?

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