(On being informed by my daughter of her first pregnancy)
A young girl phoned her dad as he did his Yule shop,
“I wonder, can you help me with a lift to the docs?”
Her kind father said, “Sure. Are you OK, Princess?
“You don’t sound very ill or in any distress.”
Her reply wasn’t heard as he made for the door
But her words nearly had him face-down on the floor.
I recall science lessons: Mass, speed and inertia
Or adrenalin bursts zapping viscera
A known law of physics just shows that an object
The size of a comma can hit like a comet.