Brighton, UK

(By Moonshine)


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Still Standing

(By Moonshine)

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(By Dante)


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(By Moonshine)

With My Buddy

By Moonshine


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Wanna Know What I Think…?


Do you know what I think when you look at me?

Do you know what I want to say?

Do you know how I feel when you go on your way,

And all you remember is glasses and grey?



Hell, I wish I’d met you sooner.

I had one chin and all my own teeth!

Hell, I wish I’d met you long ago,

When this heart could jam to two beats.

But then, if you’d met me sooner,

I’d be just like the rest of my sex:

A young and fit and eager

Sack of hormones perched on two legs.



Do you know what I think when I look at me?

Do you know why I feel betrayed?

What’s the point of a wealth of experience, now

Behind all these crows feet and grey?

(…Nostril hair and dodgy vertebrae…)

(…And a paunch that just won’t go away…)

(Ref. & Outro)


Young bucks might be smoother and stronger,

But I’ve been doing it 30yrs longer.

Show ’em a slip road and off they’ll shoot,

But I’ve learned all the best scenic routes.

Youth and en-thu-sia-sm

Don’t guarantee you…. *he’s done the curriculum

*(Bet you thought I was going to say orgasm) **

**(But now I’ve run out of rhymes for “-asm”)

Yes, I’m not as skinny, hairless or fitter

But, just turn the lights off

And you won’t know what hit ya.

Though I may not come with a guarantee,

In the morning there’s a free cup of tea.

And that’s, pretty much, all I wanted to say.

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